... and then I said "No, but at least he died happy!"
Oh ... Hello!
Sneaking up on me again, eh?
A shame you came so late ... that was a cracking joke.
Anyway, I'm pleased you dropped by. Now that I'm all tableted-up, I can blog anywhere without using my phone tiny little editor, so how about you take a walk with me, hmmm?
OK, maybe not.
With the festive season fast approaching, it's time to think about Christmas presents. To be honest though ... the 'thinking' in our house is done by my wife ... in July!
Now is that right? I ask you ... July?
What kind of Christmassy Christmas presents are around in July?
Then the hunt begins!
Did I tell you that my wife hates shopping? She does. With a passion!
So the hunt is a one-man show ... this man.
But I've got to tell you, I cheat! I've used "none in stock", "couldn't find it" and "they won't have it until November" so many times, I'm beginning to sound like a broken record.
But ... as she is very persistent ... the presents have all been bought!
Anyone got any ideas of what she might like?
And the joke?
Bugger me! I've gone and forgotten it already!