You are all going to find this a little weird.
No ... you will. Trust me!
I have named my wallet Stalag Luft III.
I really did! I splashed a little soda water on it, christening style, and named it.
But before anyone starts thinking that I've lost the plot, let me explain.
Stalag Luft III was the so-called escape proof P.O.W. camp featured, as movie buffs will know, in the 1963 film The Great Escape.
Now I don't want you to start imagining barbed wire, machine gun towers and guards patrolling in the vicinity of my wallet (that would be unnerving as my wallet resides in my jeans arse pocket!) and there is no electrified fence or mine field surrounding it.
No!
I named my wallet Stalag Luft III because just like the prisoners in the afore mentioned movie, all my money keeps escaping!
Sad isn't it?
But, hey!
How many folks do you know with a named wallet?
Well, you would be the only one I know with a named wallet!
ReplyDeleteAnd as a general rule, electrified fences and barbed wire stay away from the nether-regions.
Now that's bizarre but the more bizarre the better i say :-).
ReplyDeleteI was going to name it Colditz but Stalag Luft III lost more of it's "contents" ... just like my wallet.
ReplyDeleteOne now.
ReplyDelete:) :)