It may surprise everyone to learn that I can actually see my feet whilst standing.
It may also come as a surprise to all those charlatan pharmacist's on the internet that my feet are not the only things I see when I look down.
I would therefore respectfully like to point out that their kind offer's ... of which there have been over twenty this morning ... of assistance in the 'appendage' size department are completely unwarranted and unwanted! I strongly suspect that they, or their agents, have been spying through the cracks of the wrong bathrooms and have mistaken me for someone else.
Oh, yes! To all those wishing for a quick sale of potency medication (and I use the term loosely) I would just like to say ... not yet, chaps!
And to that one particular company that persists in thinking that I am in dire need of the newest, most uplifting experience in mammary support garments, I say ... Even if I were handicapped by the presence of moobs (man boobs) requiring urgent and immediate support, your garment would still not make it onto my list of 'must have' underwear.
To everyone else that sends me irritating emails of one kind or another I would like to say ... Please leave me alone! You are beginning to get on my nerves in a big way.
It might be something to do with your age, I think they search for any male over a certain age and bombard them with this crap. I got a few weeks of it a year ago but set my email setting to SPAM out all their emails...they stopped after a while.
ReplyDeleteSPAM filters are all set up, but they keep finding a way through.
DeleteI don't think your gender matters since I am bombarded with these types of emails as well. And I don't have an appendage to enlarge (thank God).
ReplyDeleteYou might be right about the gender being unimportant. My wife received about twenty-odd 'willy biggerers' too.
DeleteNo appendage? You mean you can't pee against trees?
I wake up every morning to spam ads offering to enhance my manhood. I can't help but wonder who out there is talking about me.
ReplyDeleteWe all are, dear boy! We all are!
DeleteIn other words you're a lean mean horny fighting machine! :-).
ReplyDeleteHave you been talking to my wife?
Delete