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Sunday, 30 October 2011
Friday, 28 October 2011
Dilemma Averted
Last night ... as I was eating some chocolate ... Oh, the pain!
I somehow contrived to bend my right thumb backwards or something. My God! It hurt!
The pain was severe and my whimpering brought my wife rushing to my side.
"What have you done?" she asked.
I told her.
"Do you want to strap it up? Go to A&E? What?" she said.
I um'd and ah'd.
"Well?" she asked,her impatience growing. "What are you going to do?"
It was an easy choice in the end.
"I'll have to eat my chocolate using my left hand, won't I!"
I somehow contrived to bend my right thumb backwards or something. My God! It hurt!
The pain was severe and my whimpering brought my wife rushing to my side.
"What have you done?" she asked.
I told her.
"Do you want to strap it up? Go to A&E? What?" she said.
I um'd and ah'd.
"Well?" she asked,her impatience growing. "What are you going to do?"
It was an easy choice in the end.
"I'll have to eat my chocolate using my left hand, won't I!"
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Remember That £25 Fine?
I paid it yesterday!
I went all the way to Pontypridd and paid it in person.
And it was the biggest mistake I've made, well ... since the last big mistake that I made.
As I walked back to my car after leaving some of my hard-earned cash behind, I was spotted by load of seagulls.
And I do mean 'SPOTTED'!
Now I ask you, can my luck get any worse?
I went all the way to Pontypridd and paid it in person.
And it was the biggest mistake I've made, well ... since the last big mistake that I made.
As I walked back to my car after leaving some of my hard-earned cash behind, I was spotted by load of seagulls.
And I do mean 'SPOTTED'!
Now I ask you, can my luck get any worse?
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