This post has been read many times.
For those who missed it before, and because I'm a little busy right now, here it is again.
The Schnauzer
 My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady said "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady replied "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The pharmacist said, "Then you'd better stay off your bicycle for about a week." |
Very funny, made me laugh out loud :-)
ReplyDeleteNow slow down, stop being so busy, get the kettle on and put your feet up for five minutes! Everything will still be the same in half an hours time, I'm sure.