Ok ... calm down! Put your hands on the table where I can see them, and relax. This is
NOT one of
those stories!
As I was browsing through the book shelves of a charity shop in Albany Rd., Cardiff, I noticed that my client (yes, I was actually working) was idly thumbing his way through the pages of a rather large, but thin book.
I naturally assumed that he had found a book heavily laden with photographs of animals and continued my own search for books of a similar nature that might interest him. Some five minutes later he was still looking at the same book which, for him, is very unusual. Having found nothing of interest myself, I sidled up to him to see what was so interesting.
The book he was ogling (yes, that is the right word) was full of naked 'large' people engaging in 'the
act'. That is to say, they were going forth and multiplying, if you get my drift!
There were about 30 to 40 pages of this book and most of it was a re-enactment of the
Kama Sutra for those of greater dimensions.
The books title?
I think, if memory serves, it was called something like "A Fatties Guide to Good Sex".
My client should
definitely NOT be reading a book of that nature so, we grappled ... he wouldn't let go ... but I eventually managed to liberate the book from his clutches. I was however too late. A 'Marquee' had already been built in his 'front garden', if you know what I mean.
I handed the book to a rather red faced and, I might add corpulent, lady at the till and she apologised claiming that it was not their policy to display such a book and that it must have been put on the shelf by accident.
Just then her equally male corpulent colleague came back from lunch and I couldn't help thinking "Keep the book, love! You and your buddy might need it".
It was a wicked thing to think, but there you go! That's me all over.
I ushered my client out of the shop and we went looking for bargains elsewhere.
