Questions

Why are toilets so damned low?
And where does all that poo-poo go?
Why do people have to fart?
And why do Teenagers think they're so damned smart?
Why do old folks drive so slow?
And why does everything stop in the snow?
What causes all those stinky feet?
And why politicians so indiscreet?
Just a few questions that plague my mind,
needing answers that I just can't find.
I know you all think that I'm silly old twit,
go on, try and humour me a little bit.
Give me the answers if you can,
Try and make me a happy man

How Would You Feel?

How would you feel to be locked in a cage?
  Would you feel angry? Would you feel rage?
How would you feel to be tied to a post?
  Abandoned by those you thought loved you most.
What would it be like to be kicked by the feet
  Of people who won't give you enough food to eat?
Would you like it if you were dumped in the pound,
  Or left wandering the streets with no chance of being found.
So tell me now, what would you do?
   If any of this had happened to you?
To thousands of pets it happens each week,
   And for many their future is horribly bleak.
There is so much work that we need to do,
   And to help us with this we desperately need you.
Your donation could help change many a dog's fate,
   And help a dog find a home before it's too late.
  

 
  

Angels Came Calling

The Angels came a-calling when I was still asleep,
and they crept into my house and I never heard a peep.
They laid their hands upon your head and blessed you as they wept,
then you slipped away unnoticed but your soul they took and kept.
Now you grace the halls of Heaven and romp amongst the clouds,
your spirit free at last from all your mortal shrouds.
Run free dear friend and confidant, run free for ever more,
until the Angels take me and we can meet again once more.