Why are toilets so damned low?
And where does all that poo-poo go?
Why do people have to fart?
And why do Teenagers think they're so damned smart?
Why do old folks drive so slow?
And why does everything stop in the snow?
What causes all those stinky feet?
And why politicians so indiscreet?
Just a few questions that plague my mind,
needing answers that I just can't find.
I know you all think that I'm silly old twit,
go on, try and humour me a little bit.
Give me the answers if you can,
Try and make me a happy man
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