... and the other nun said "It does, doesn't it?"
Hahahahahaha! How I laughed at that one!
Oh, hello! I didn't see you there.
Well ... I'm back!
I've been think about the universe; on it's creation, it's contents and, of course, it's size.
Now, I'm not a scientist or anything of that ilk (whatever an 'ilk' is) so my conclusions are presented to you here in a non-scientific way, without any big, hard to spell words.
Ok ... there was big bang - TA-DAH! - universe!
There were lots of rock in it, which begs the question "How do you make a rock from nothing?"
My theory is simple ... there must have been an 'old' universe ... which was already full of rocks ... and it went BANG!!!
And it's bloody big!
And it's probably all existing in the mould on some supreme being's forgotten sandwich!
There! Told you it wasn't very scientific, didn't I?
Oo! Oo! Oo!
I also took an interest in the election going on in the States!
Some of you may have heard about it.
Apparently Mitt (silly name) Romney is going head-to-head with Barack Obama for the presidency.
I don't want to try and influence anyone (as if I could), but do you really trust that man Romney?
I have to admit that I don't know much about him but, after listening to him speak and watching the face-to-face debates, I have some serious doubts as to whether or not he is capable of doing the job.
Reading between the lines, it would seem that he is intent on undoing the majority of the things that Obama has set in motion. Now that smacks to me of rich money protecting rich money by spending an awful lot of poor-people money!
But the thing that really get's up my nose about both candidates is that they are both trying to sell their campaign with the "Our Great Nation" slogan.
Sadly, the days of American 'greatness' are long gone!
They (possibly you) are now in the same economic mess that the rest of us are suffering.
But, at a time when there are more people living below the bread line than ever before, to still claim that America is 'great' is an insult to all those that are suffering.
You see, if America was still great, those people suffering at the bottom of the food chain would never have been forgotten in the first place.
Yeah, ok! It's a very simplistic view... but, hey! I'm a simple guy!
And I don't mean 'stupid' simple.
Anyway, whoever wins, there may be no noticeable change for the man on the street.
Whoever you have thrown your hat into the ring with, I wish you luck ... and a change of fortune for the better.
About This Blog
This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!
The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.
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