My router fused!
I am internetless. Unless I use this clever little telephone thingy.
But the keys ... they're so damned small!
Of course I'm suffering ... as you would ... from internet withdrawal.
Symptoms such as a feeling of claustrophobia, twitching fingers and memory loss wash over me daily.
But I'm cool ... I'm surviving!
Damn it though ... I can't use these keys any longer.
The picture is of yours truly looking suitably heroic whilst walking Clover.
Hope my new router arrives today.