Still Alive

You may be pleased to know that I am, much to the annoyance of someone somewhere, still breathing. 

{pause for cheering}

Now, in advanced age, I find myself with too much time on my hands so I have decided to return to the blogosphere with the intention of once again, exciting, titillating (although not to the full extent of the words definition) and hopefully amusing my reader, should he or she also still be drawing breath. 

I know that I have been absent for far too long and my little Poirotvian* brain cells may not fire quite so smartly as I believe they once did, but I will endeavour to draw humor from the depths, drama from the nethers regions and historical calamities from the soles of my oldest wellington boots for your entertainment. 

But first I need a rest. This thinking malarkey can be rather draining. 

So, until next time (which won't be long), adieu dear reader. Adieu!

*Poirotvian = grey