I thought my day of gloom and despondency was behind me. I really did.
Then I turned the TV on and was confronted with Jack Black having a crack at being Gulliver (he of the Travels).
Ok, so he's made the odd film or two that were worth watching but, I mean Gulliver's Travels? Come on!
I managed eighteen minutes, give or take, and most of that was spent eating a hearty bowl of Sugar Puffs and reading yesterday's newspaper. I just had to change channels.
A few minutes spent channel zapping revealed (once again) that, despite the number of available channel being in excess of two hundred, there was nothing worthwhile watching.
I therefore entertained myself for an hour or so by racing through a book of Sudoku puzzles.
Yes, I know. I have very exciting days off, don't I!
By 11am my brain was in overdrive and, being fully awake and ready for action, I decided to tackle something that was of far more importance than watching TV or completing puzzles.
I opened the cupboard and pulled out the vacuum cleaner.
Yes, yes! Vacuuming is woman's work but, hey! If I want to maintain a fully functional body ... no breaks, no black eyes ... then it's best to do as 'she who must be obeyed' has ordained, right?
I'm sure that if I look hard enough there will be a list of other jobs that need doing.
I'm not going to look!
I'll just hide when she get's home!
I'm so bored!
Where's that list?
About This Blog
This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!
The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.
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