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Thursday 1 March 2012

I'm A Certified Failure

Today, along with tens of thousands of other British citizens, I failed my British citizenship test!


What I wanna know now is ...

Am I gonna be deported?

If so, where to?

10 comments:

  1. I wouldn't worry about it too much. I'm sure they will send you somewhere really nice.

    And, for the record, I think - no, I KNOW - the majority of Americans would definitely fail the American Citizenship test.

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    1. I'm hoping for a place with less rain mild winters.

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  2. i thought the brits deported to australia. get ready to head down under.

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    1. Ah, now Australia I don't mind. Question is, will I be sent there in leg-irons?

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  3. If you come to Minnesota, be sure to bring a shovel. :-) And a good mug.

    Pearl

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    1. Is that an invitation, Pearl?

      I should point out that I'm not the tallest person in the world and I would prefer a place where I can see OVER the snow after it falls.

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  4. If ya have a choice come on down to the Land Down Under we'll look after ya :-).

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    1. Oz is the place to be if I wanna life without the cold, that's for sure.

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  5. You know they're going to send you here to the Southern US.

    Don't worry. I'll protect you.

    (and I agree with Gigi - most Americans couldn't pass our test, either).

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