I have to be honest with you all.
I was busy!
"But you are always busy!" screamed my reader (after some vigorous prompting).
Yes, but this time I was busier than usual and I think I might have missed then end of the world.
"Never mind!" said my reader in condescending tones. "Another one will be along in a minute!"
Yeah, but this is, like, the third 'end of the world' I've missed. How many more are there?
'Only one you need to worry about!'
Reader? Was that you?
" !" said my reader, to the sound of running feet disappeared into the distance.
It's true though that I always miss important events. I think the last one, which I witnessed along with almost the entire world, was that guy who said "One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind" or some such.
So it wouldn't surprise me in the least if I missed Armageddon.
Just on the off-chance that I did miss it ... where am I now?
Was I one of the 'beamed-up' good guy's or am I roasting in the fires of hell?
If I start to char around the edges, I guess I'll know!
About This Blog
This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!
The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.
I hope you enjoy my offerings. Feedback and comments of any kind are welcome.
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