At 5.45 am this morning I sat outside in the garden and watched the dogs as they strolled around looking for the right place for their morning pee.
There was a strange silence.
No bird song, no sound of traffic, no sound from neighbours.
It was so peaceful!
I felt that I was alone in the world (except for my dogs) and I remember thinking this is perfect!
I looked around.
There was a spiders web industriously being spun by an ugly brute of a spider just under the top rail of the decking.
I could see small drops of dew glistening on the silky web.
I looked at the grass. Dew twinkled there also as the early morning light gained strength.
I looked at the patched up fence (damaged by high winds at the beginning of May) and thought it's about time I did something about that, and knew instantly that I wouldn't ... not for a while at least.
Then, as if a switch had been flipped, birds began to sing and the sound of cars could be heard.
A beeping alarm clock could be heard from an open window somewhere.
I heard a door open and then close again as one of our neighbours let their dog into the garden for his morning ablutions.
A chill to started creep through my bones.
Time for a coffee, I thought.
The return of sound had shattered that magical and serene moment and my garden became just another patch of grass.
I stood up and went back into the house. The dogs followed and went to their food bowls with an expectant look on their faces.
I went upstairs and changed my trousers.
Not only had I sat in seagull shit, but I had planted my arse onto a garden chair soaked with early morning dew that I had moments before thought of as glistening and twinkling, but now thought of as bloody wet.
Just a little touch of heaven and a damp patch of reality.
What a start to the day!
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