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Sunday 15 July 2012

Sister Mary

I bumped into Sister Mary from the local Irish Seaman's Mission the other day. 
She was suffering from a bad bout of the hiccough's.

I cured her hiccough's by pointing at her little pot belly and asking when the baby is due!

She looked shocked and after a short silence she said "Oi'm a nun, bejeezus! How the divel am oi goin'  to get pregnant?"

"Well, you might have dressed up as an alter boy, sister, and ..."

DING!

"OWWWW"!

10 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. At least you are going to be popular for the weekly bingo.

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    1. There are too many catholic's around here for me to be popular.

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  2. LOL!!!!

    I would have rolled in the floor with laughter.

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  3. But did you cure her hiccoughs?

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  4. Has the curse cut in yet...you are in so much trouble when you get the the Pearly Gates

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    1. I expect a slap from Gabriel when I go through those gates.

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  5. Ow! I started chuckling at the colorful dialect.

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