We Will Train You

(To the music of Queen's 'We Will Rock You, originally posted on 13 June 2009)



Taffy was a pup with a big yap
Playin' in the yard gonna be a big dog some day
He gets food in his face
leaves a big disgrace
we're pickin' up poo all over the place.

We will we will train you

Singin'

We will we will train you 

Taffy you're a grown dog hard dog
Barkin' in the street gonna take on the Rotty one day
You'll get his leg in yo' face
Leave a big disgrace
Waggin' your tail all over the place

We will we will train you

Singin'

We will we will train you 

Taffy you're an old dog poor dog
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna cross that bridge some day
You got grey in your face
You aint no disgrace
Somebody's gonna miss you when you go to that place.

We will we will train you

Singin'

We will we will train you