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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Peeling Feculiar!

I woke up this morning peeling feculiar.

I ceeded a noffee!

But, bow and lehold, so nuger!

I opened the cupboard and took out a shag of buger and filled the buger showl.

I quickly koiled the bettle, sut puger and coffee in my cup then waited.

When the bettle koiled I poured the cawter into my wup and madded ilk!

I stirred!

I drank!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Bat's thetter!

But I still peel feculiar.

10 comments:

  1. I woke up this morning feeling cranky. But, she told me I had my chance last night. Then to get the hell out of bed and make coffee.

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    1. Surprised she never told you to go home!

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  2. we love some runny babbit around here and that was nicely done!

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  3. You'll be right once the fog clears between your ears :-).

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    1. I'm wure I sill. At least I'm not lith... lith... Damn! I'm lithping!

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  4. I loved that. :-)

    I am known, in my family, for talking like that, completely inadvertently...

    Pearl

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    1. I'll bet you I can drive more people nuts by doing it than you can.

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  5. Yo dou
    fill stell
    puny feculiar?

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