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This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!

The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.

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Friday, 13 January 2012

Recipe Grump

I am awake!

The New Year can begin!

Yesterday was my first 'real' post (The Gas Regulator) of 2012.

I'm starting to get back into the swing of things ... slowly does it.

The first thing I would like to say today is that I do not like cheese.  I don't know why this is so important at this moment in time, but I do feel that it needed saying.  Maybe it's because of all those recipes that have been appearing on the blogs of other folks.  You may have noticed that I don't do recipes.  I don't even use recipes when I'm cooking (and I do cook!).

I'm a man!

I can read or I can cook!  I can't do both.

This morning I feel grumpy and in need of a good fight.  I've been hoping that a few of those Jehovah's Witnesses would come by and try to talk me around to their way of thinking but, as usual, they never turn up when you need them.

I'll have to settle for throwing our dogs's poo over the fence to the neighbours.  It's such a shame that it's too cold for them to be out there taking the sun.

And it's all because there are too many recipes!

I'm going to have to mellow to the sound of Simon & Garfunkel for a while.

Excuse me, won't you.


  1. :gasp: how can you NOT like cheese?! I don't think I will ever look at you the same again.

    1. Not even if I paint myself yellow?

  2. Listen to Bridge Over Troubled Waters by Simon & Garfunkel that should perk ya up. Have you tried cottage cheese?. :-).

    1. I won't touch any cheese unless it's melting on a pizza!

      Cheese doesn't taste like cheese when it's gooey.

  3. I'm not keen on recipes, I do my own thing and it works...sometimes. But I cant believe you're not into cheese, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone that didn't like cheese but so be it..

  4. I don't eat mouldy fruit or manky meat. Let's face it ... cheese is just milk that has gone off!


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