I can hear it!
A most definite reverberation ... a hum ... a grumble ... filtering through to my ears.
Give it a chance ... wait!
It's almost hidden by the background static of our daily smattering of audio-smog.
Can you hear it now?
Yes! It's the constant muttering of the post-Christmas survivors as they begin to assess the 'damage' of the festivities and the volume is rising as they all begin to make the same horrific discovery.
As they tear at their hair, they are all muttering one word ... the "F"-word.
People all over the globe are saying it right now and, if you are patient and can wait until their frustrations begins to bubble, you will also hear them saying the "D"-word, closely followed by the "C"-word and variety of other choice words too.
Hands up all those who don't know what I'm going on about?
Wow! So many!
OK, hears the explanation.
F-word = Fat
D-word = Diet
C-word = Calories
How many pounds have you gained? Are you a 'mutterer'?
Now is the time to formulate your New Year's resolution so, if you need it, try and squeeze in one that includes the "D"-word.
I will, but I know it won't work because of my chocolate addiction!
About This Blog
This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!
The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.
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