The Geordie Greeting Ritual

This example of a Geordie Greeting Ritual is generally used when a man goes to the BOOZAH or the SOSHALKLUB to greet friends.

Man:               "WATFETLETHEDAYLADZ?"

Freinds:           "NOWTBUTCANNY, HOOZYERSEL?"

Man:                "BYTHATSA BONNY GANZEE YORLASSIS KNITYER!"

Freinds:            "GIVOWER!  SHEGORRIT ONASTOREKLUB"

Man:                 "YELLBETEKIN AGILL WIVUZ?"

Freinds:             "DIVVENTMIND IFWEDEELIKE"  

If a translation is required,  I would be more than happy to provide one.