The Bra offer

Just recently I have received a number of emails with the title

Bare Lift Bra

It begins

Dear Sir

Should I be worried?

Do they know something I don't?

OK, so I've put on a couple of pounds over the years, but not there!

The email goes on to offer me maximum lift and support to enhance my 

femininity, of all things.

I know everyone of us (men) is supposed to have a "feminine" side 

but my "feminine" side is

NOT 

where the originators of the email think it is!

They are now marked as "spam", just like all the others, but it's only 

a matter of time before they start sending them out under a slightly 

different email address or domain.

Hey-ho!

Such is life!