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This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!

The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.

I hope you enjoy my offerings. Feedback and comments of any kind are welcome.


Tuesday 20 July 2010

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake, chocolate cake,
such a delightful yummy taste.
But what about the pounds,
that you left on my waist?

It looked so good,
I thought I'd try just a bit.
Imagine my surprise,
when I ate ALL of it!

Now I carry so much blubber,
and I wobble when I walk.
And my chins keep on bouncing,
all the time when I talk.

I have to turn to the side,
to go through a door.
And none of my clothes,
are going to fit any more!

My tum is so big ,
and I feel like a ball.
My feet are down there,
but I can't see them at all!

So here I am,
so grossly overweight.
And all because
I had too much on my plate!


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