To Julie Ann's Mum

Cheer up woman,

it ain't so bad.

Can't be worse than

the op that I had.

They took out my liver

and then my spleen.

Gave 'em a polish

and put 'em back clean.

They rummaged about

inside my chest,

but couldn't decide

which lung was best.

They whipped everything out

and then stuffed 'em back in.

Now I've got my bollocks

just under my chin.

So get yourself back on the mend

and be of good cheer.

I'll send Julie around later

with some whiskey and beer!