About This Blog

This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!

The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.

I hope you enjoy my offerings. Feedback and comments of any kind are welcome.

Thursday, 22 July 2010

To Julie Ann's Mum

Cheer up woman,
it ain't so bad.
Can't be worse than
the op that I had.

They took out my liver
and then my spleen.
Gave 'em a polish
and put 'em back clean.

They rummaged about
inside my chest,
but couldn't decide
which lung was best.

They whipped everything out
and then stuffed 'em back in.
Now I've got my bollocks
just under my chin.

So get yourself back on the mend
and be of good cheer.
I'll send Julie around later
with some whiskey and beer!


  1. Thank you George mum and dad will love it


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