Today I was privileged to meet a little brown and white Jack Russell terrier called Biggles.
Biggles is a two year old cutie belonging to an elderly couple that I met whilst out and about with a client in the town of Cowbridge.
He was named after James Bigglesworth (a pilot and adventurer, who was the title character and main hero of the Biggles series of youth-oriented adventure books written by W. E. Johns) because of the brown markings that covered his head and eyes and resembled old fashioned flying goggles and helmet.
As I watched Biggles interacting with two other dogs, I noticed that he was very, very keen to 'mount' them ... the dirty boy!
As I approached, the old man said "Watch it! He'll have your leg."
He was right too! I had barely reached them when Biggles made break for it and tried to hump my leg! After shrugging off his amorous advances, he turned his attention to a shopping bag, my clients leg, his owners legs and finally, as the excitement grew to be too much for him, to thin air .
Passers by were in fits of laughter as poor old Biggles dry-humped himself to satisfaction.
His embarrassed owners hastily explained that they were taking him to the vet as they were at a loss as to why he always did such a thing, especially as he had long ago lost his 'baubles'.
"My son thinks it's funny when he does it" said the old man. "He's doesn't call him Biggles anymore".
"What does he call him now then?" I asked.
"Hotrod!" came the reply.
Poor Hotrod had to be carried back to their car!
He was exhausted!
Bless him ... the randy little sod!
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