There's nothing like having a dog in your life,
it sure as hell beats having a wife.
You can walk for hours with no complaint,
and a dog won't remind you of things that need paint.
He'll stick with you through thick and thin,
and won't run to a lawyer when you occasionally sin.
He'll always be there when you need a friend,
and he'll give you loyalty that won't waver of bend.
All you need do is give him some love,
and in return you get all of the above!