I leapt into my cool 'lets get down to blogging' slippers, flung myself onto the sofa ... narrowly avoiding a rather bemused pussy cat ... and flipped open the lid of my laptop, or Lappy, as I like to call her.
She obligingly Window-chimed into life and I directed my mouse cursor towards the Chrome icon and clicked.
I clicked open, or at least I attempted to click open, my blog!
'Wey man, lass!' I said in my best Geordie accent. 'Wots aal this hinney?'
I was confronted with a window that declared in rather large letters that my Sky internet connection was unavailable ... AGAIN!
I was advised to try again in a few minutes.
That was at 8pm!
Could it be that Sky operates in a different reality that ticks along at a rather slower pace than mine?
Nope! I think they are just pissing me about!
I am seriously going to have to find another provider, as Sky is really getting to be a pain!
Anyhow, it's bed time for this old man, so please don't go away!
I WILL sort this out!
About This Blog
This blog was originally started as a thread on the forum pages of an animal rescue site. Now it's here!
The articles you find in here are purely for entertainment (yours and mine) and (with one or two exceptions) are all tongue-in-cheek chronicles of the World (my bit, anyway) as I see it.
No disrespect is intended towards anyone unless I make a mistake and make it too obvious.
I hope you enjoy my offerings. Feedback and comments of any kind are welcome.
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